âThe next step is optional: immediately leave the family and start a new secret life in Bengaluru or Ernakulam. If this is not possible, please proceed with the purchase of items. ‘
Respected Madam / Sir
Welcome to Mr. Mathrubootham’s Cooking Recipes website. Today I’m going to make a 100% tomato and cheese pizza. Why because completely free on Friday night and suddenly when reading the news on the website, a picture of pizza appears. And then many YouTube videos say pizza and all easy kids, even the little ones, cook in an hour.
I will give step by step instructions. First of all, you need to announce the pizza plan to the whole family during the morning breakfast hour. So please wait 10 minutes for the wife and son to laugh BabaBabaBaba like a diesel generator behind the wedding tent.
Then list all the ingredients. Then go to the kitchen. You will immediately see that of the 11 items required for the pizza, only two items are available. Water and salt. Then you will say to your wife, âKamalam, I am going to go shopping to buy pizza. She’ll say, “Old man, don’t buy 3,000 to make a pizza at 15.” I said, “Thank you for the moral support Kamalam, without you what I will accomplish in my life.”
The next step is optional: immediately leave the family and start a new secret life in Bengaluru or Ernakulam. If this is not possible, please proceed with the purchase of items.
The next step is very important, avoid traders and assistants like everything. If you say âThambi, what are all the items needed for pizza please help usâ it will make it look like you gave a speech in Hindi at the DMK meeting. Then they will say, âUncle, people are spending crore to start a food delivery business that is making crore of losses. You just ordered on the Internet, right?
After 45 minutes you will come home with all the items. The woman will say, “How much wheat have you bought? We can’t use in 15 years as well. Madam / Sir, make sure that at this moment the tension and kolaveri fill the chef’s body and brain. Don’t worry at all. It is very useful in the next step when you need to mix water and flour and salt and mix and mix and mix. Just think about the face of your family and within 10 seconds you will have a great pizza maavu.
Put now maavu in a bowl and then make tomato and cheese and everything. The recipe says please keep maavu in a warm place. It is enough to put it in a corner then to put a towel on it then to avoid any confusion, to put in the most corner of the corners, behind a banana.
Then the woman will come and say, âOld man, the maid came to clean the house. You say, âNo problem, I’ll come after 20-30 minutes. The brain keeps thinking about pizza. Will it be tasty? Will it be big? Should I have it for lunch or dinner? Should we only put tomato and cheese? Maybe fungus too?
We have mouth water like anything.
Next step to go home. The woman does not speak. The son is in the room and works from home. No one is speaking. What is the problem? Mystery of the mysteries. Then I go to the cellar. Maavu left. Like Harold Holt, former Australian Prime Minister, totally disappeared.
“Kamalam, where is maavu? “Like talking to bougainvillea. No answer.
Then the maid will come and say, âUncle, I thought a fungus was growing, put everything in the trash. Really sorry. Please don’t get angry.
If I got angry? Never. Immediately I went on the internet and told a billion dollar company to send pizza. I sat alone in the room and ate happily. Kamalam came and said, âOld man, do you eat alone or do you share? I said, “The pizza for you is ready.” He’s in the trash.
This is the end of the recipe.